Will's horoscope

From Sunday's Observer Magazine:

Virgo: Although you have now passed through Saturn's portal, and should be feeling pleased that you have reinvented your act (or have merely survived!), there's little let up in your schedule. The throes of passion may have to be deferred for a week or two.

Ok, so I may have left out a line about allowing presentation skills to shine, but this Neil Spencer guy is good!!